[Neets]

To Missy Illiterate PeeVee Poster
I am glad my weekend of ceiling inspections has brought much needed rain to your barren wasteland desert. I'll try to schedule as many weekend inspections as I can so you don't wither up and die from the dry stale desert!!! It's the LEAST I can do!!

Love always,
Frodo Neets
AKA
Ceiling Inspector Extraordinaire
AKA
Munchkin Poster

[palo verde]

to Ceiling Inspector Extraordinaire
you are doing a bang-up job
little green shoots are springing up everywhere
would you consider a regular commission
Love, Miss Illiterate Poster
(I am taking reading lessons, soon I will be Palo-who-knows-her-ABCs)

I didn't ask poster over there bout his pet pig cause I didnt want to be called toddler again
now I see someone asked him ''how did piggly-wiggly enjoy her vacation''
(his pig was at his sister's house in cape cod)
she's tough as nails, no one called her toddler