[palo verde]

celtic gal, I do not recommend habs for officer material
he stood up in tipsy canoe (on glacier lake)
capsized his canoe
swam as fast as he could to shore
went right to the Lodge and got drunk

it that what Marines are looking for?
however he has talent for cookin'
he would be good quarter master
also he is good at keepin' lettuce dry
and does not have black guck from slimey lettuce at bottom of his crisper
he also has talent for fashion design
I think the Marines could use him
(they are always lookin' for a few good men)
but I do not recommend fast track promotion, like you did with me
love, (former) major verde

[palo verde]

habs, it is not that I am tattle tale
I am thinking of the good of the unit
I do not know how to say this in diplomatic-speak
you deserted the ship
you left capsized canoe in middle of lake