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Undressing Proves Fatal
Los Angeles Daily News, August 2, 2002, page 4.

Posted on 08/02/2002 8:10:36 AM PDT by boris

Source: Los Angeles Daily News, August 2, 2002, page 4.

APTOS, CA--A man undressing for bed at his Aptos summer home stumbled as he wrestled to remove his pants and fell out of a plate glass window to his death, Santa Cruz County authorities confirmed.

Brent Stone, 47, a land developer from Stockton, fell 10 feet onto his cement driveway early Sunday Morning.

Stone died from head injuries, authorities said. Stone’s three children were also in the house, but Stone was alone in his second-floor room.

--Associated Press


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1 posted on 08/02/2002 8:10:36 AM PDT by boris
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To: boris
I bet Lazamataz never has this problem.
2 posted on 08/02/2002 8:29:41 AM PDT by El Sordo
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To: boris
Clothes kill. We must outlaw clothes!

Seriously though. It's bizarre, but three kids just lost their dad...

3 posted on 08/02/2002 9:18:09 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
"Clothes kill. We must outlaw clothes!"

Only pants.

--Boris

4 posted on 08/02/2002 12:38:26 PM PDT by boris
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To: boris; Corin Stormhands
The world is such a dangerous place.

Heard another one about a guy who tripped walking by his car, the radio antenna went up his nose and into his brain. Killed him! - On his way to get the paper!

Be very careful out there!
5 posted on 08/02/2002 12:41:50 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
When it is your time to go it is, apparently, your time to go. At least this way was nice and quick.

a.cricket

6 posted on 08/02/2002 3:57:55 PM PDT by another cricket
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To: another cricket
Well, when it is my time to go... I hope it is in some remotely dignified way...

Although I have no reason to think I deserve it, it would be nice!
7 posted on 08/02/2002 4:04:01 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
I will settle for being found before the kitty decides to snack on my face. It apparently does not take them long to decide that meat is meat.

a.cricket

8 posted on 08/02/2002 4:58:51 PM PDT by another cricket
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To: boris
Stone was obviously as dumb as a rock.
9 posted on 08/02/2002 7:38:10 PM PDT by b4its2late
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To: boris
Here, hold muh pants!
10 posted on 08/07/2002 1:52:39 PM PDT by ArcLight
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