[TexasNative2000]

An 18-month undercover police investigation had found lap dancing led to simulated sex acts, "excessive grinding" and, in some cases, prostitution.

18 months? 18 friggin' months?!? I could have told them this in 18 minutes.

[The_Victor]

18 months? 18 friggin' months?!? I could have told them this in 18 minutes.

But what would be the fun in that...

Imagine 18 months of strip club observation. Sounds like a dream assignment....

LAUNCELOT: You are in great peril!

DINGO: No he isn't.

LAUNCELOT: Silence, foul temptress!

GALAHAD: You know, she's got a point.

LAUNCELOT: Come on! We will cover your escape!

GALAHAD: Look, I'm fine!

...

[Junior]

18 months? 18 friggin' months?!? I could have told them this in 18 minutes.

But it wouldn't have been nearly as enjoyable.