Could it be that the RAT TRAP that Mr. DJ88 set in the dining room closet went off on my toes? Could be. My toes hurt like hell, one or two are probably broken. Oh well. I'll tape my foot together and hobble all over Hilton Head next week.
Could it be that the kids and the girl I am babysitting have done nothing but fight today? COULD BE. Mark kicked Michael, Jackie told Mark she didn't like Michael, Michael's feelings were hurt and so he told Jackie she was fat. Jackie started to cry, Michael started to cry, the dog was barking and Mark was hysterical. And it's too early for a martini.
Could it be that I am sick and tired of MSNBC using their "BREAKING NEWS" slogan to report about the two girls who were kidnapped last night. HELLO???? This must be a really slow news day, no?
Or could it be that I am just tired, stressed out, ticked off at the world, sick of hearing SPIDERMAN in the background, and all that.
SOMETIMES I WISH I HAD A CLONE SO THAT SOMEONE ELSE COULD BE THE MOMMY!!!!!!!!!
Ok. So, now that I have gotten all that out of my system, let me thank you in advance for listening. If there was a squirrel around, I would kick it. ;-)