[Servant of the Nine]

Any guesses on what the next layer of frivolity will be?

Man Sues Airline For Being Seated Next To Obese Man

There was trouble on one flight years ago because the people next to the emergency exit were not strong enough to open it and the others couldn't get to it to help The FCC had or maybe still has a rule that the airlines seat three large healthy males in rows containing an emergency exit to make sure it can be opened. This usually results in three very broad shouldered men trying to sit side by side without leaning out into half the aisle.

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[operation clinton cleanup]

Any guesses on what the next layer of frivolity will be?

Someone will charge peanut dust caused an allergic reaction, therefore peanuts should not be served on airplanes..... oh wait, that already happened.