This is getting rediculous. A drunk, recently serviced, DW manages to stear his newly orangefiber loaded SUV home. Plops full dressed on the bed in his orangefiber laden black Johnny Cash outfit. Wakes up in the morning and throwns his orangefiber coated sheets in the laundry. All without managing to kill the neighborhood kid.Silly man, you are applying rocket science where pure physics applies.
He was wearing his 70's orange BVD's when he did it.
The real orange fuzzy kind? I understand they're making a come back soon.