YOU said YOU could do it. now, you want someone to pay you. five bucks. what are you, a braggard and a socialist too? you want others to cover your barstool boasts? you tell me to put up or shut up, when YOU made the boast.
either you are real confused about how talking shit works, or you are channeling Al Gore.
No wonder you can't figure this stuff out.
I'll go slowly so you can follow me this time - you put up your money, I'll put up mine. Then we see if I can back it up. Capisce?