[PatrickHenry]

Google gives 1,110 hits on "pornography crop circles." And if you limit the search to "child pornography crop circles" you still get 726 hits.

[general_re]

I estimate that the odds that crop circle aliens are filthy molesting perverts to be approximately 1 in 1.618.

[VadeRetro]

"Serial sheep killer crop circles" gets 100 hits. I'm calling the FBI (Farmers Bureau of Investigation).