[VadeRetro]

Someone once accused me of trying to teach calculus to a cow. There's a better chance I could learn calculus from a cow, so that charge was exaggerated. You're getting close here with Former Lurker.

Travis McGee pegged him down firmly a few pages back.

You sir, are a lunatic.

Harmless, I am sure.

[FormerLurker]

Travis McGee pegged him down firmly a few pages back.

You sir, are a lunatic

Travis was a Navy SEAL, so I have some respect for HIM, not necessarily his OPINIONS on the other hand. You on the other hand, I have NO respect for.

So to put it nicely, you are in fact a B*TTHOLE SURFER, as you and your buddies are infatuated with ANAL PROBES...