[balrog666]

Additionally, they aren't fantasies if they exist.

Nobody is disputing their existence, only their obvious origin.

Consider the Buddhist koan: "What will you will feel when you jump on an anal probe"

... and I'll check out your response over coffee tomorrow.

[FormerLurker]

Consider the Buddhist koan: "What will you will feel when you jump on an anal probe"

Now balrog, you appear to have anal probes on the mind. And as I surmised, your choice of words concerning jumping on an a anal probe was less than innocent.