[FormerLurker]

Maybe they're only two inches tall and this is their way of communicating important messages like "take me to your leader (after this anal probe - yeehaw!!!)".

You're really into those "anal probes" aren't you? I'd think if they were only 2 inches tall the probe would feel sort of like a mosquito bite...

[balrog666]

You're really into those "anal probes" aren't you?

BWAAHAHAHAHA! Now you're claiming you haven't been reading these posts?

You jump on "anal probes" but I notice that you haven't addressed my (entirely obvious) conjecture on the construction of complex crop circles!