[babylonian]

"Since I don't believe in UFOs -- at least not soybean-destroying UFOs -- I have to assume whoever did this did it intentionally as a malicious prank," Vercler said.

Vercler sounds like the typical ignorant knee-jerk American reaction. Anybody who still believes that somebody named Al and Fritz sneak out at night and make all of these crop circles, most of which, nowadays, are incredibly complex, has their brain on hold.

[11Bush]

And you really think that an advanced life form from a distast galaxy is going to spend time making fancy line in a bean field. Let me guess, they do it to kill time between abducting locals for 'probe' research.

And you have the nerve to call Vercler ignorant. Show me some proof, and please do not cite the local supermarket tabloid as a source.

[sphinx]

Anybody who still believes that somebody named Al and Fritz sneak out at night and make all of these crop circles, most of which, nowadays, are incredibly complex, has their brain on hold.

Nowadays? Y'mean alien signalling is evolving? Scary.

A couple of guys in England got a lot of play two or three years back when they confessed to several they had done. Some of their work was quite elaborate. Perhaps someone here can outline the technique involved ....

[Paulus Invictus]

My knees do occasionally, in very fact, jerk, but I attribute that failing to my brain that has been on hold for eons (I'm much older than I look). Luckily, I recently had a brain dusting with a coating of fine aluminum powder and now I believe!

It's true! The circles were done by 666 little green creatures using wands and the breath of their UFO exhausts to create the lovely designs in the fields. I've actually seen them doing this, but since I can't get out of this tight straight jacket and padded room, I can't get the attention of CNN, more's the pity...

[MEGoody]

"Anybody who still believes that somebody named Al and Fritz sneak out at night and make all of these crop circles, most of which, nowadays, are incredibly complex, has their brain on hold."

And the ones who believe it's Al and Fritz believe those who think the crop circles are created by space aliens have had their brains removed for donation to said aliens.