Ways to Tell You're a NASCAR Fan
If you're sitting behind someone at a red light, and when it changes, you yell, "GREEN! GREEN! GREEN! GO! GO! GO!
Time yourself on your wrist watch when you pull into the self serve gas n go.
If you say "But officer, I wasn't tailgating, I was drafting"
When you have an accident, the first thing you try to do is pull off the steering wheel.
Your name your first born Dale, Kyle, Jeff, Mark, Richard, Ward, Rusty, Ernie, Sterling, etc.
When you pass someone on the highway you refer to it as taking them on the inside.
Only the driver's side of your windshield gets cleaned.
You get caught stealing the life size cut out of your favorite driver from Foodlion.
Your mechanic has to remind you to stop referring to him as "your crew chief"
If your spouse has to keep telling you it's "your
d@mn driveway, not victory lane".
21 kids - sweet Jesus.