As to your former status, thank you for serving under Old Glory......pssssssst....from what I can see, you are a gentleman, and not a rogue, sir, like some ratt(s) are alleged to be! :)
Even though some 'sainted' person might have a bout of vapors at the carrying ons of some of you young'uns, NOT ME!!! Whoooooooo Hoooooooooo!!! Carry on!