[FresnoDA]

SINATRA DOUBLE PLAY....

I've Got You Under My Skin-Frank Sinatra

I don't think, Swingings a Sin-FDA

I don't think, Swingings a sin...
I've got no morals, so please give your parts to me...
So enter my garage...you won't need a key...
I don't think, Swingings a sin...

I've tried so, not to feel shame
Said to myself, to swing has no consequence
But why should I try to defend, when media surrounds my place
I don't think, Swingings a sin...

I'd sacrifice all to get that I desire...
For the sake of sharing these dears....
In spite of a warning from God, (It's Not Right!)
And repeats, it repeats in my ear

Don't you know that us swingers will always have friends...
Use your humanity, wake up with strange pals you meet...
But each time I do, just the thought that you
Might not want to swing hard again....
So please don't think, Swingings a sin...

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That Lady is a Tramp-Frank Sinatra

These Ladies are Tramps-FDA

She gets too hungry, for Pizza at eight
She loves Dad's Cafe, and comes home real late
She's their to gather, new people to date
That's why these ladies are tramps

Doesn't like meeting, with high moraled girls
Won't go to Poway, in blue jeans and pearls
Won't share the stash, unless swinging is cool...
That's why these ladies are tramps

She loves the free lifestyle with swingers many
Life without remorse
She's old, but it's o'k
They love California, it's cool and it's hip
That's why these ladies are tramps

Doesn't like orgies, with bogarts and frauds
Won't go to Poway, in Blue Vans or Cars
Won't stop to flirt, with the classier broads
That's why these ladies are tramps

 

[Lanza]

Oh Fres, you know I LOVE your song parodies, but Frank is one of my favs. I just want his music to stay "pure" and away from those VDs!

[185JHP]

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