Therapy? Hmmm.. 'splosions....
I stay away from things that I can't see where it's brain is.. (Ouija board) My computer, if it starts acting wierd, all I have to do is lift the CPU socket lever and rip it's guts out.
Secrets? I'll get back to you on that one. Being stalked by my 22 pound cat. Other than that, I know no secrets but my own.
Hear about that save of that 120 year old schooner my way? It got broadsided by a wave and started taking on water. The Coasties caught up to them with some portable pumps and stabilized the boat. It got towed back to port where water was still being pumped out four hours later....