[Corporate Law]

Hillary and Little Tommy will soon call a press conference to blame it on those evil Republicans.

[phasma proeliator]

Sounds like a typical visit to my administrator's office.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Wasn't this an Urban Legend????

[Keith in Iowa]

Is the word interred...or inturd? :)

[kaylar]

Shades of Chuckles the Clown...only worse.

[Gaston]

There is no zoo in Paderborn, Germany. If you do a web search for a zoo in Paderborn, you only come up with this same story over and over and the fact that there is no zoo.

[mhking]

Urban legend per Snopes.com:

Claim: A zookeeper in Paderborn, Germany, was killed when an elephant defecated on him.

Status: False.

Example: [Collected on the Internet, 1998]

[SGCOS]

I've seen it happen to Biff Tannen, but he always got up after a few seconds.

[HOYA97]

I have never laughed so hard in my life. I needed this.

[.38sw]

I had seen this story a couple of years ago as a Darwin Award.

[brat]

If only it had happened to a Democrat! LOL