[gcruse]

 
(Do you have any info on the actual hotness/lack of
hotness of Helen of Troy? Would be much appreciated. Thanks.)

One of the ancient measurements of  Troy was
the  'thousandth of a helen.'  That was the
amount of face it took to launch one ship.

[Lazamataz]

One of the ancient measurements of Troy was the 'thousandth of a helen.' That was the amount of face it took to launch one ship.

LOL!!!! Okay, that was good.