I'm sure here parents gave her the middle name of "Butterfly" --- what a Looney Tune. I guess just anybody can have a book.
This is from another thread about news paper headlines. Being an aspiring journalist, I thought you would enjoy this:
My all time favorite was from rural Minnesota several years back (where there really are towns by this name...): "Fertile Woman Dies in Climax"
http://freerepublic.com/focus/news/718448/posts