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To: palo verde
Today's Humour: - Ten Worst Things to Hear At a Tattoo Parlor

10. "EAGLE? I thought you said BEAGLE."

9. "We're all out of red, so I used pink."

8. "There are 2 o's in Bob, right?'

7. "Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy."

6. "That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie."

5. "Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups."

4. "Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty of room back here."

3. "I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before."

2. "The flag's all done and, you know, the folds of fat make a nice
waving effect."

AND THE #1 WORST THING TO HEAR AT THE TATTOO PARLOR IS... "OOPS"
26 posted on 07/14/2002 4:50:16 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: lodwick
LOL Loddy.. you're keeping the thread going today.. smooooch.

Sorry, that I've been out and about, down and out, around and around, in and out, back and forth and up and down.. It's been one of those days. Actually, it's been a few days. Will try and do better tomorrow..
27 posted on 07/14/2002 5:13:59 PM PDT by grannie9
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To: lodwick

An old house in Portsmouth, near Strawberry Bank and Prescott Park..

Note the 9 over 6 windows, like our house. It's one way to tell an old house in the east..

28 posted on 07/14/2002 5:21:17 PM PDT by grannie9
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To: lodwick
http://public.fotki.com/grannie10/jessie_play_and/

An album of pics from yesterday, taken at Jessie's play. Prescott Park Gardens, Portsmouth and the Play..
29 posted on 07/14/2002 5:24:20 PM PDT by grannie9
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To: lodwick

30 posted on 07/14/2002 5:29:25 PM PDT by grannie9
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To: lodwick; grannie9
loddy, I don't have a life, I was lurking on badjoe's thread
chrissie said her hubby responded to an inflammatory post she got
and go over and read her hubby's post
I read half the thread and couldn't find it
one post was deleted by moderator
maybe that was it
the thread was interesting and I got caught up reading it

I was in pool for whole hour to cool down from heat
then Bill went to library to use their computer (cause I was online here)
he went to Art Bell's website and informed me they found another solar system with a planet just like Jupiter
it's very far away tho

the rain was short lived but wonderful
cool delicious breeze is blowing thru house now
I am blessed
Love, Palo

your tattoo parlor joke is funny

chickie, your pictures are glorious
37 posted on 07/14/2002 6:01:10 PM PDT by palo verde
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