2. WHO official: "Bill Clinton got Monica. I got his ugly skank of a daughter. Life is so unfair."
3. Janet: "Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a raid by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor bastards die for their country."
4. Phildo: "Marlo finally let me get some! WHOOOOOOO!!! Yeah!!"
5. Bubba: "...'n' so Ah started mah hand at the top and Ah'm working mah way down...hee, hee, hee...."