I had a spectacularly anti-martha moment(s) this morning.
Since my cable was out ... my brain strained and came up with the thought to launder ALL my pillows!
Yes!... 'twas a plan.
Unaware that two of the pillows had fairly large rips in the seams ... in they went to the washer ...
Taking them out ... I saw nothing untoward ... for my laundry is in the hall ... which is dark ... and I was in a rush ... to the dryer, they were consigned ...
One hour later ... I opened the dryer door ... and it looked like I had slaughtered a 40 pound goose ....