[Endeavor]

"...but if you do, come sit by me."

I watched Steel Magnolias again for the umpteenth time a week ago. I laughed as hard as ever. And cried at the appropriate times. I love "Louisa." H*ll, I am Louisa.

[lodwick]

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss
each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little
horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall
and smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you give me a


lewinski?"
Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" he asks grinning at her.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"No, no. I just can't"
"I'm begging you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister
shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says,
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need
be, Mom says she can come down herself and do it.

But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!"

[retrokitten]

One of my favorite lines from Steel Magnolias is from Truvvy (Dolly Parton), when talking about how Anelle's boyfriend is dealing with her new found religion, "Sammy is so confused he doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt."