[illstillbe]

I am wiping tears away from my eyes, I am laughing that hard at the irony ... the possibilities are endless ...

"Shareholders;

What a year we've had! It's unfortunate that those tires blew up in the third quarter, rather than the fourth ... but our PR Dept. was successful, at my direction, in deflecting undue attention ...

Looking for profits and a few good employees, I remain,

John Lampe
CEO
Bridgestone/Firestone

[Neets]

Youse guys are good.

[Utah Girl]

Stop, you two are too funny. :) I am dying with laughter here over your letters from the CEOs.