[Cagey]

They were married at the contest six years ago....

"Do you, Marlene, take Pellet Gun, to be your wedded husband?"
"Hold on yer honor, I gotta fire off one more of these dang pits...... ptooooooooooo......Yea, I do.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

ROFL........I wonder if the guests spit the rice instead of throwing it?