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It was like the time I went to the tanning place and read in the paper the next week that it had been raided for prostitution. I guess I should have taken a cue from the name: eXciting Tan.

LOL!!! How is that even possible? Did they have back room or something? I will say that tanning salons are very bizarre places. I don't go tanning anymore, but when I was younger I used to. One of the places had signs on all of the garbage cans, "THIS IS NOT A RESTROOM!! There are restrooms at the back of the salon for customer use!!" I do not even want to know what happened in there for them to have to put those signs up!

You went to the same tanning place! LOL!

Well, here's the short version. My nieces both looked great with their tans. I hadn't been to a tanning salon since moving here from California, so I asked where they went. One said, "You know, the place right next to that Chinese restaurant up there, the one Dad likes so much." I said, "Oh, yeah"....but I was thinking of the wrong restaurant. And, glory be!, there was a tanning place next to THAT restaurant, too.

So I went and the first thing I noticed was the black painted walls with "black" lights and glow-in-the-dark signs. Hmmm, different than California. The girl went back to prepare a bed for me and, while I waited, the door opened and in came two men...one in a wheelchair! I'm so gullible I thought they must be waiting for their girlfriends.

So, I tan, knowing nothing, and went home. A few days later I commented to my niece that I thought this place was kind of weird. She about blew a gasket when she found out where I'd gone...."Didn't you see this morning's paper?!!". OMG, it was so embarassing. It's been 5 years and I still have nightmares that my picture will show up on some porn site...{{{shudder}}}. And I don't even want to think about that guy in the wheelchair!

So now you know what a total idiot I am...Ha!