The Guild 7-7-2002 Give Pink a Chance

7-7-2002

[lodwick]

Whew - thanks for the explanation.

Saved me the time of filling out my Revlon application for Hand Model. ;-)

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Heidi Klum

[daisyscarlett]

And don't forget fintan...he has been irregular regular visitor lately. And we have never complained about his cigar either.

[daisyscarlett]

I think what you did was very special and you can never get too many kudos for doing it....

[lodwick]

...so very nice to meet'cha Heidi. I think.

You have a Black Widow look about you, and your upper lip is a bit thin, for my 'taste.'

Go on back to college, try to learn something in the upright position, and I don't mean against the wall, and we'll see you in a couple of trimesters semesters.

Study a bunch chickie - you CAN succeed with your clothes on. You really can.

[retrokitten]

I think this outfit was designed by "the usual suspects" over at the marriage strike thread and the counter thread.

[retrokitten]

Thank you, daisy.

[daisyscarlett]

Call home, we miss ya....

Tab Updates:
1. Vanna White might get dumped from Wheel of Fortune. They want a younger female, under 30, for demographics.
2. Tom Arnold got married for the 3rd time. His wedding cost over $500.,000. He really, really wants to have kids, but he admits to a "low sperm count".
3. David Hassel., the BayWatch guy, has a serious problem with alcohol addiction. He checked into Betty Ford but then checked out the same day and went to a local hotel where he promptly drank the entire contents of the mini-bar and had to be rushed to the hospital. He is back in Betty Ford Clinic.
4. Roseanne is lobbying for the role of Bonnie Blake and she wants Joe Pesci to play Bobby Blake.
5. Prince William has a bald spot atop his head. Will he morph into daddy Charles or Grandpa Phil?

[Iowa Granny]

Good Advice for Heidi.

Thunder, lightening, yellow sky, 3 drops of rain here. The drought has set in. SE South Dakota is dry as a bone. NE Nebraska at least has irrigation running. Once you cross the Missouri, it's green. The corn is tassling. If the temps don't go down, the pollen will fry. (End of report on weekend crop scouting trip)

[TexanaRED]

Hi all, Found this post when I checked the self-search and wanted to jump in and respond.

I was only kidding about the microwave!!

Somebody could send me some pink flamingos like in the pic at the start of this thread to replace the ones that went for a swim and never returned. Only kidding!

Thanks again so much everyone. I just can't express my gratitude and appreciation.

[retrokitten]

That reminds me!! In the Globe there is a big section about people in or who have been rehad for whatever reason and people who should go into rehab. There is a huge full page picture of Chels who can hardly hold her eyes open. I haven't had a chance to read the article yet, but it looks like a good one.

There is also a story about Martha Stewart and how she was duped by her gay stockbroker. According to the Globe, he fooled Martha into believing that he had a thing for her, but everyone knew he was gay- everyone except Martha it seems.

[Timeout]

You went to the same tanning place! LOL!

Well, here's the short version. My nieces both looked great with their tans. I hadn't been to a tanning salon since moving here from California, so I asked where they went. One said, "You know, the place right next to that Chinese restaurant up there, the one Dad likes so much." I said, "Oh, yeah"....but I was thinking of the wrong restaurant. And, glory be!, there was a tanning place next to THAT restaurant, too.

So I went and the first thing I noticed was the black painted walls with "black" lights and glow-in-the-dark signs. Hmmm, different than California. The girl went back to prepare a bed for me and, while I waited, the door opened and in came two men...one in a wheelchair! I'm so gullible I thought they must be waiting for their girlfriends.

So, I tan, knowing nothing, and went home. A few days later I commented to my niece that I thought this place was kind of weird. She about blew a gasket when she found out where I'd gone...."Didn't you see this morning's paper?!!". OMG, it was so embarassing. It's been 5 years and I still have nightmares that my picture will show up on some porn site...{{{shudder}}}. And I don't even want to think about that guy in the wheelchair!

So now you know what a total idiot I am...Ha!

[Fintan]

Thud.

[retrokitten]

OMG!! That totally sounds like something I would do, too. LOL!!!

And, glory be!, there was a tanning place next to THAT restaurant, too.

Our local tanning salon is next to a Chinese restaurant, too, but I have never seen any old men in wheel chairs going in. < shudder >

[retrokitten]

Thanks again so much everyone. I just can't express my gratitude and appreciation.

You are more then welcome. I can't imagine how overwhelming this whole situation must be for you. I have big ol' Peggy Hill feet so my shoes would be huge for you, otherwise I have about 5 gajillion pairs I could send you! I will keep you in my prayers.

[Aggie Mama]

Have I told you lately that I adore you? =) My husband will say things like that, completely genteel and chivalrous -- when I'm not around to hear it. Otherwise, he just likes to irritate and tease me. LOL.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Relax buster, she's married.

[Carolina]

Good Lord! What is that straitjacket thingie going on? And is that mask inspired by the Count of Montecristo?

[mountaineer]

Those outfits (jackets? what are they?) look like the models tried to put the clothes on upside-down.

[mountaineer]

PARIS, July 8, 2002 – Madame de Pompadour meets Prince: That’s the fantasy tryst Donatella Versace arranged for her winter couture extravaganza. Mixing the delicate bois de rose and pistachio green of 18th-century Fragonard paintings with hard-rockin’ croc and leather, Donatella said, “It’s romantic and hard at the same time. My feminine side, and my stubborn side, too.”

The show delivered an eyeful of full-on Versace decadence—and remarkable craftsmanship—to an audience that included P. Diddy, Elizabeth Hurley (in plunging floor-length gold lace), George Michael and Chloe Sevigny.

No Chels 'n' Ian? story.