And 24 years of amazing self control.
And 24 years of amazing self control.
Self-control... not quite. Solitary release was the alternative to insanity or dangerous heavy petting. I made a perilously close approach a few times (feel free to quote Monty Python & the Holy Grail here!), especially when I was younger... but by some miracle I never went all the way til the wedding night.
I really recommend marrying young. So help me, I tried to do it myself, but it just wasn't to be.