Heres mine:
You live life like it's your last day on earth. There isn't a challenge that you aren't up for and that ultimately attracts all the wrong and right kinds of attention. The opposite sex adores you, rivals respect you and the Evil ones wants to kill you.
Vital Gear Includes a day job to provide a cover for your secret spy life and a swinging shag pad.
It's all so true! except for the job part.