[lodwick]

I hope this does not offend anyone but it kind of reminds me of my mother.
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The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"



139 posted on 7/9/02 4:31 PM Central by JustAmy

[palo verde]

rofl justamy's joke is cute

[andysandmikesmom]

Thats a funny one Loddy...be sure to check out my fudge story, in a previous posting...

This old lady story joke reminds me of an old lady story I have to tell someday, about what my grandmother once did to an old lady on a train(My grandmother at the time was probably an old lady as well, but the old lady she acted upon, was even older)