[grannie9]

A LITTLE OLD LADY IN A NURSING HOME HELD UP HER CLENCHED FIST AND YELLED OUT..

"ANYONE WHO CAN GUESS WHAT I HAVE IN MY CLOSED HAND CAN HAVE SEX WITH ME TONIGHT!"

AN ELDERLY GENTLEMAN IN THE REAR OF THE ROOM YELLED OUT, IT'S AN ELEPHANT!!

SHE REPLIED, THATS CLOSE ENOUGH, COME ON OVER TO MY ROOM!!!!!!

[lodwick]

EYE IN THE SKY: Police in Algarve, Portugal, have received reports from
four women aged 19 to 45 who have fallen victim to a scammer. They say
they were telephoned by a woman claiming to be a doctor offering free
breast examinations using a "revolutionary" new scanner -- on a
satellite. The women were instructed to strip to the waist and stand
outside or in a window so the satellite can see them. Apparently the
caller is the one who sees them, since after they comply she calls back
and "describes her sexual desires in graphic detail," police say.
(London Telegraph) ...Seems like a lot of trouble when all she needs to
do is pop down to Algarve's topless beach.

[andysandmikesmom]

Grannie, what a funny joke...

Having worked in nursing homes for several years, I might add, that joke is not that far off the mark...

Every nursing home I have worked in, has had to give us special instructions on dealing with what to do should we find a resident 'in the act' alone or with another person, and how to handle these situations...

Much as the body and mind may age, that sex drive is still thriving and strong...