[mountaineer]

Chels and Ian went to one of the early rounds at Wimbledon, but haven't been heard from since. Hard to tell whether they're laying low, the Brit press has laid off, or they've gone to the U.S. for a while. As you may recall, assorted "friends" indicated Ian's not interested in marriage, so I wouldn't be holding my breath for that wedding announcement. Then again, with the Clintoons, one should expect the unexpected.

[BigWaveBetty]

Look who is neighbors with Julia!

U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, second from left, walks past Joe Torres, left, and his son Jared during a Fourth of July parade in Arroyo Seco, N.M. Rumsfled owns a ranch in the nearby town of Taos in northern New Mexico. (AP Photo/Joe Cavaretta)

Please Mr. Secretary go to your neighbor Julia's house and talk some sense into that empty mellon-head! ahahahaaha!!