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Yet another genius:

JUST A FLESH WOUND: Corey O'Connor, 23, of Toledo, Ohio, was hospitalized
after an incident in a bar's parking lot. A witness said she was having
an argument with a man when O'Connor attempted to break it up. As
O'Connor tried to pull a gun out of his pocket, she says, it went off.
The bullet struck him in the leg -- after passing through his scrotum.
He was reported in serious condition. (Toledo Blade) ...Everyone agrees
it's "serious," yet most seem to laugh at the story.

GWB is up and about after his procedure this a.m.:

President Bush transferred presidential powers to Vice President Dick Cheney for more than two hours Saturday during a routine colon screening that ended in a clean bill of health.

It was only the second time in history that the Constitution's presidential disability clause was invoked. Bush was sedated during the 20-minute procedure.

"The president continues to be in outstanding health," said Air Force Col. Richard Tubb, the White House physician who led the examination. "No polyps were found, no abnormalities were found."

The procedure, a colonoscopy, was done at the well-equipped medical facility in Camp David, the presidential retreat in western Maryland. Bush felt well enough afterward to play with his dogs and take a 4-mile walk with the first lady and White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card and his wife. He then went to the gym for a light workout. full story

Ooooohhhhhhh! Yowzer! That reminds me... A surfing buddy of mine was paddling out when another surfer lost control of his board and it struck her in the buttocks. It was awful. We took her to the hospital (it was a large deep wound and I'll leave it at that) and they admitted her. But for about two hours she lay on a gurny in the hallway. Every few minutes someone would walk by with a friend and lift up the sheet and say, "You want to see a real pain in the ass?"

Meanies! ;-)