[gratefulwharffratt]

Martha and Bill

"Something about Martha Stewart's words had a familiar ring:

"Martha (furiously chopping cabbage on CBS's 'Early Show'): 'I think this will all be resolved and I will be exonerated of any ridiculousness. And I choose to go ahead with my work. And we will continue to do that. And I want to focus on my salad.'

"If I hadn't seen it on 'Saturday Night Live,' then where?" Gloria Borger writes in U.S. News & World Report.

The White House.

"President Bill Clinton: 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people.'

"That's the formula: Get back to your important work for the people. Dismiss the frivolous allegations. And then find yourself becoming a cultural lightning rod, an unwitting parody of yourself," the columnist said.

Hmmm. Is that not EXACTLY what I said to you on the phone the other day???

Now I KNOW that They are monitoring my communications. Next, They will be sending an emissary here to interrogate me...

[null and void]

Provide your own lubricant...

[Darlin']

FOFLOL. What did Martha Stewart say to her broker and when did she say it ?