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Then said Al Parsif to Osama Bin Laden "O Lion of the Dessert, Sheik of the Burning Sands, Delight of the Prophets, I bring to you an endangered species of the Infidel Americans, so that you may eat of it!

Osama: "It appears to be a lizard O Soolimon, chief of mine aides. Is it permitted by the Prophet to partake of this food, for I am confused as it has neither hooves nor cloven doohickeys."

Soolimon: "Yes O King of Assassins, Wisest of the Wise, Destroyer of Infidels. It says so in the Book, may Allah's name be praised.

Osama: "Hot damn, but this is good Al Parsif. Methinks it tastes like unto chicken. What is the name of this delicacy, may it persish forever from the Land of the Great Satan.

Al Parsif: It is called the Gila Lizard and I have even prepared for you the rare delight of its saliva sack, that you might savor its delishiousness. Pray to take it O Osama. I would stay and watch thee enjoy it, but I think I must post haste hie me unto a more moist climate for mine own health.

Thus endeth a fantasy of Al Parsif.