Unfortunately, he has to deal with whining RINOs. The answer is poaching, something any true Southern male is good at. We'll kill them for their horns, or because they are horny, or for a big charity BBQ.
Long Congressional Pig ummmmh! Good.
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FOFLOL. First you make a roux..... hehehe. I hear they taste a lot like an old dried out pice of chicken. LOL Ya hafta put lots of sauce on 'em and wash it down with a little hit better sauce. FOFLOL.