[lodwick]

Subject: The church organist


Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been
married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and
she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a
seat while she prepared a little tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut
glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water
floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise.

Imagine his curiosity!

Surely Miss Bea had flipped or something...!

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor
tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange
floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no
longer.

"Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
(pointing to the bowl).

"Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown
last fall and I found this little package on the ground. The directions
said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease.
And you know... I haven't had a cold all winter."

[Endeavor]

I'm watching a rerun of Martha Stewart's "From Martha's Garden" or something like that. She is giving some good tips on how to keep your indoor plants watered while you're away.

Ironically, while watching I skipped on over to Drudge and found this: http://www.drudgereport.com/fl ash.htm

This imclone sale is gettng pretty sticky. If she benefited from inside info, she had to have been either incredibly greedy or incredibly arrogant ("No one would EVER convict me.") She is certainly smart enough to know better. I read yesterday that's she's lost about 100 million since the story broke.