[acnielsen guy]

I took off your nighty to clean the mess you made and I let you wear my shirt – well not right away, but you are wearing it now. You have helped yourself to my grog and didn't I take you into my own bed when they threw you out the Grog and Grope. Girl you have a short memory

[grannie9]

The problem is SA.. you took off my nighty three days ago.. and just gave me this holy shirt.. Why are there holes all over the front..? Are they bullet holes?

And why do I get Grog while you sip on the finast Cognac? And by the way.. who was that old hag in the bed? The one you said was homeless like me??? She kept repeating that you had very big teeth..