[westmex]

Well, he does seem happy and energetic. Hope he doesn't wear himself out before morning.....lol..(;-)
.....Westy...

[acnielsen guy]

Captain's Log Sunday June 23rd 2002 St. Audrey St. Liebert

Portsmouth Harbor: Portsmouth New Hampshire Units are feet
Sunday 2002-06-23
Sunrise 5:04 EDT, Sunset 20:26 EDT
Moonset 3:49 EDT, Moonrise 19:30 EDT
Low Tide: 4:44 EDT -0.68
High Tide: 11:04 EDT 8.17
Low Tide: 16:52 EDT 0.24
High Tide: 23:13 EDT 9.48

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[lodwick]

Subject: The church organist


Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been
married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and
she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a
seat while she prepared a little tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut
glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water
floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise.

Imagine his curiosity!

Surely Miss Bea had flipped or something...!

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor
tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange
floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no
longer.

"Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
(pointing to the bowl).

"Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown
last fall and I found this little package on the ground. The directions
said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease.
And you know... I haven't had a cold all winter."