[smith288]

I should really do it that way... I find myself fighting myself out of the box i built myself into...

You ever look into PHP? I hear that is fast as heck.

[John Robinson]

I like Perl. I've studied PHP, and to be honest, it's not obfuscated nearly as well as Perl. I'm so used to coding in Perl, my home keys are @#$% and ;{}\

That's just about everything you need to type to produce well-writen self-documenting code, in Perlese.