[sneakypete]

Don't you know men are visual, women are more cerebral?

Right. This must be why some women used to come after me when I was just a innocent young soldier,and demand they have their way with me. They were after my brain. It must also be why they have "ladies lockup" nights at all the local nudie bars.

Although an awesome message with good looks will hit a homerun everytime.

You betcha! Who do YOU think can get a bigger turn-out at a rally,Janet Rhino or Bo Derek?

[swheats]

Whatever!

[Miss Marple]

This must be why some women used to come after me when I was just a innocent young soldier,and demand they have their way with me.

Dear Penthouse,

I used to think that your letters were made up. But one day, as I was leaving the parade grounds....

Bwahahahaha!!