I have been waiting for this day to come with your threats of using your "Laz9000 Noogienator". You see...I have been developing a weapon that can destroy any noogie trap and any or all of your noogie_eliminators for many many months now. I am more than ready my evil little friend.
I have developed my Anti_Laz_Satellite (and I paid the Russians dearly for launching this baby for me) that can find and track any Laz_noogie (ESPECIALLY the Laz9000 model) ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!!!!
I am proud of this little tracker.
I also developed about a million of these Anti_Laz_Noogie_Eliminator 1000 destroyers that are in underground bunkers in every city... town and village all over the world. Once my Anti_Laz_Satellite locates an active Laz_Noogienator...it transmits the "OK" to one of my Laz_noogie_detroyers and it will find it within seconds and disingrate it without a trace.
This thing cooks (literally):
So go ahead....I have been waiting for this opportunity to destroy your evil machines and to help save all the kittens in the world from you.
BWWAAAAHAHHHHAAAAAHHWWHHHHBWAAAHAHHHHAAAAAAHHAHA