A smart-a$$ guy in the back of the room raises his "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
Great breakfast pic the other day...I'll be home next week and that picture will be an everyday view at my house. They don't do breakfast down here, in fact, it seems that eggs and bacon, toast and coffee is really an American thing...which is just another reason why it's great to be and American.