LOL! Well, I always try to be nice to people, if that's what ya mean, but this is one place where I will never be phoney, job or no job. I've been myself. I'll live with the consequences of that.:)
I'll throw my oar in on behalf of my brother. He's looking for a position in Texas as a pilot/flight engineer trainer and curriculum developer, 747/767/L-1011 and other airframes, 10 years experience, UNIX/PC/software experience, the usual references. He also has management and flight engineer experience on P-3C Orion aircraft in the US Navy, 20 years worth there.
He claims that his idea of a great job at this point is one where he doesn't have to say "You want fries with that?" Somebody needs to hire the guy - it'll get his wife off my back! ;)