[gratefulwharffratt]

Could be worse -- your dog could be a lover of all people's shins like my Grandma's poodle

Thank God they are NOT amorous. They weigh about 70 pounds each, or so.

One of the fools jumped up at me the other day, while I was bending over to grab his water dish and re-fill it, the resulting noggin-knocker with the rascal made me see stars for a second or two. But he landed and went to his knees, so I guess he felt it too.

[ValerieUSA]

Now I wonder how much my doggies weigh. They are sisters and about the same size. BRB

[ValerieUSA]

They are 70 pounds combined. Now I know. So do you. And they are wondering what just happened.

[ValerieUSA]

... the resulting noggin-knocker ...

Maybe he's hinting that he wants to try out for the varsity soccer team. If Swerve could do it, I'm sure your dog is capable of damaging his brain, too.