You find a .22 buried in the litter box;
"Fluffy" has been scratched into your will;
As it rubs against your leg, you feel the sting of a hypodermic needle;
The threatening meows on your answering machine;
Your cat is on the episode of Springer titled "I Want My Owner Dead";
He's been seen hanging out with the dog who's trying to kill you;
Newspaper calls to confirm obituary for next week, "Hated pet owner meets violent end";
Top step of your basement stairs is covered with slippery layer of Fancy Feast;
To tune of Meow Mix song sings, "Kill kill kill kill, kill kill kill kill";
You overheard your cat on the phone with Robert Blake's cat.