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To: Servant of the Nine;ValerieUSA;.38sw;Rowdee
Top Signs Your Cat Is Trying To Kill You:

You find a .22 buried in the litter box;

"Fluffy" has been scratched into your will;

As it rubs against your leg, you feel the sting of a hypodermic needle;

The threatening meows on your answering machine;

Your cat is on the episode of Springer titled "I Want My Owner Dead";

He's been seen hanging out with the dog who's trying to kill you;

Newspaper calls to confirm obituary for next week, "Hated pet owner meets violent end";

Top step of your basement stairs is covered with slippery layer of Fancy Feast;

To tune of Meow Mix song sings, "Kill kill kill kill, kill kill kill kill";

You overheard your cat on the phone with Robert Blake's cat.

477 posted on 06/06/2002 7:47:31 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: sweetliberty
That's cute sl.....am copying and sending to Deni....she is a real cat lover, too.
479 posted on 06/06/2002 8:03:02 PM PDT by Rowdee
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