[ValerieUSA]

It's a totally dumb name. It's definitely not news. Do we know when Carter or Ford gets a dog or cat or goldfish? I don't want to know. Letting this be news perpetuates the hideous notion that Clinton is important. It thrills him that this was on ABC radio news today.

[Mo1]

Another on from Dad in-law

Luigi: "Father, I want an annulment.
"Priest: "Why, Luigi? "
Luigi: "I think I married my sister.
"Priest: "No, no Luigi. I've known you and your wife all your lives, and there is no relation. What makes you think you've married your sister?
"Luigi: "Last night -- we undress for bed -- she look at me -- she say --"Oh, brother!"