I came up with the conspiracy, it was all ME! I will be called the Darklord, and you will all cower and shiver before me!
I run OPEC!
The crows are out to get me.....
"Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you."
He had the most wonderful eyes I've ever seen, too bad for him they were in a jar next to my bed.(end)
I never claimed to be normal.......