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They might not be for her, but rather a friend or roommate too scared or nervous to buy them for herself.

Good plan. Let’s keep this problem low-key. Send the former first daughter to buy the kit so nobody will notice.

[flyervet]

Why wouldn't you send someone you trust and who was willing to do it for you? If your whole objective is to ensure that your pregnancy isn't found out, why would you worry that someone might think your friend is pregnant, especially if she herself doesn't care?